Halloween

Oh wow. Been a while....

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Oh that was lame...

That's better. 

Happy Halloween, guys!

I hope no demons possessed your souls!

Funny story-

I actually went around throwing salt and chips (because salt) at my friends to make sure they weren't possessed!

No one ever was possessed but I had to make sure. 

I'm sure you understand my concern. 

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For Halloween this year I was an original design of 

Maleficent 

And I made my costume over the course of a month and let me tell ya...

I loved it

Here I am posing with a lovely Captain Jack Sparrow!!! 

MORE PICTURES SOON TO FOLLOW

It was a wonderful evening! I even won a costume contest! WHOOP WHOOP!!!

And to anyone out there who thinks they're too old to dress up. 

Remember I dress in costumes AS MY JOB. 

You are NEVER too old to rock a different look. 

Speaking of which, let's look at some new costumes of mine!

Pirates rule. 

 Little Mermaid!

Wife of Bath 

(Canterbury Tales)

Pirate again!

Legit these were all fairly recent so whenever you get the chance to dress up:

TAKE IT

Whenever I wear a costume I always feel like:

You all know my rant about costumes being a bit too revealing and how much I don't like it.

Here are some of my personal favorites that I do not even understand: 

HEY! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN???

A SEXY BODY BAG!

SEXY WATERMELON!

SEXY TRAIN CONDUCTOR!

SEXY BANANA!

SEXY POTATO!

SEXY LIME!

SEXY PILGRIM!

SEXY WOOKIE!

SEXY STORMTROOPER!

And now for the part I truly don't understand...

COMPLETELY UNPRACTICAL SEXY OCCUPATIONAL COSTUMES!

I'm sorry-

Your body would explode if you went to space like that.

I'm sorry-

You would burn.

I'm sorry-

We couldn't even count the number of cuts and splinters you'd get if you chopped down trees like that. 

 Okay...can we just look at this for a second...

                                       

WHY?

For more check out this website:

http://fucknosexisthalloweencostumes.tumblr.com

Well-

That's about it for Halloween. 

Can't wait for next year!!!

I ALREADY HAVE MY COSTUME PICKED OUT.

:)

Rock on.

Fly With Me

I am proud to say the 

PRINCESSES WITH A PURPOSE

Chicagoland Cast

has had our first outing! 

Yay!

We spent the day at Glenside Middle School promoting a book giveaway. 

We sent several fairies and our Wendy! 

ALSO:
Today is 
TALK LIKE A PIRATE
Day!!!

So I got all decked out in my pirate gear!
ARRR!!!

Improve Your Life

Ten Ways To Improve Your Life

By:
Dinosaurs and Pixie Dust

1. Be enthusiastic about something!

2. Watching a movie? DRESS UP.

(Disney Pixar theme pictured) 

3. Always say "I'm with the band." 

Funny story. These ladies were characters in Disney on Mainstreet and they were talking to me and some band kids about how excited they were to see the marching band that day and even though we told them fifty times that we're with the band, they just kept dancing around us. 

I love Disney. 

Here we are...with the band...although we're a huge blur of PANTHER PRIDE!

4. Dance

(pictured are some of my various dance moves) 

5. Have a schtick 

(Dinosaurs is mine!)

6. Don't be afraid to be nonsensical

(real word!)

7. Try looking through a new perspective

8. Make someone else smile

Ordered these burritos/burrito bowls from Chipotle.

Each one had an Avenger on it!

(I had Loki. Because he's the best.)

Went outside to do a photo shoot and some kids across the street got really excited to see a fairy! 

9. Have an opinion

ORIGINAL= BETTER

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10. BE FEARLESS

But hey,

these are only some suggestions. 

It's your life. 

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