HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Oh that was lame...
That's better.
Happy Halloween, guys!
I hope no demons possessed your souls!
Funny story-
I actually went around throwing salt and chips (because salt) at my friends to make sure they weren't possessed!
No one ever was possessed but I had to make sure.
I'm sure you understand my concern.
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For Halloween this year I was an original design of
Maleficent
And I made my costume over the course of a month and let me tell ya...
I loved it
Here I am posing with a lovely Captain Jack Sparrow!!!
MORE PICTURES SOON TO FOLLOW
It was a wonderful evening! I even won a costume contest! WHOOP WHOOP!!!
And to anyone out there who thinks they're too old to dress up.
Remember I dress in costumes AS MY JOB.
You are NEVER too old to rock a different look.
Speaking of which, let's look at some new costumes of mine!
Pirates rule.
Little Mermaid!
Wife of Bath
(Canterbury Tales)
Pirate again!
Legit these were all fairly recent so whenever you get the chance to dress up:
TAKE IT
Whenever I wear a costume I always feel like:
You all know my rant about costumes being a bit too revealing and how much I don't like it.
Here are some of my personal favorites that I do not even understand:
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN???
A SEXY BODY BAG!
SEXY WATERMELON!
SEXY TRAIN CONDUCTOR!
SEXY BANANA!
SEXY POTATO!
SEXY LIME!
SEXY PILGRIM!
SEXY WOOKIE!
SEXY STORMTROOPER!
And now for the part I truly don't understand...
COMPLETELY UNPRACTICAL SEXY OCCUPATIONAL COSTUMES!
I'm sorry-
Your body would explode if you went to space like that.
I'm sorry-
You would burn.
I'm sorry-
We couldn't even count the number of cuts and splinters you'd get if you chopped down trees like that.
Okay...can we just look at this for a second...
WHY?
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Well-
That's about it for Halloween.
Can't wait for next year!!!
I ALREADY HAVE MY COSTUME PICKED OUT.
:)
Rock on.
