Costumes Not to Consume

***Consume meaning spend money on***

***Not "Eat"***

Okay, so basically I checked out this blog where they compare male costumes to female costumes and the comparisons shocked me. I pulled out a few female costumes to show you because I couldn't even tell what they were trying to be. 

Now I'll be making a game: 

I'll show you the pictures of the ladies and at the bottom of the post will be the answers to their character names! 

Good luck. I would have failed. 

Now I'll show my reaction to these costumes: 

Answers:

 -Clown Fish

-Jack Skellington 

-Clockwork Orange

-Phantom of the Opera

-Ninja

-Owl

-Indiana Jones

-Darth Vader

-Angel

Yep. I would have failed. 

Now, I know you're all thinking about dinosaurs so here are the male/female versions of a dinosaur costume: 

Yep. 

While I'm on a costume rant, I saw this a little later:

               

               

                 
 

                

C'mon, society! I thought we were better than this.