Man vs. Fairy

               

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MAN VS. FAIRY

Dimitri vs. Prince Cornelius

A master conman against a fairy prince

***In couplet form*** 

GO!

Dimitri is a pro conman
Not the sidekick of Peter Pan

Dimitri cannot die
Cornelius can fly

Dimitri can rock a suit
The Prince freezes while en route 

The man marries a princess
The fairy rocks a necklace

Dimitri went from Russia to Germany
The Prince travels on a giant bumblebee 

Dimitri fights a statue horse
The Prince has a nice singing voice

Dimitri fights Rasputin, who's evil
Cornelius fights a frog and a mole

The man falls in love with Anastasia
The Prince falls in love with Thumbelina 

One indirectly stops a ball
The other is two inches tall

Dimitri finds a lost princess
Cornelius wears a short dress

THE END

Personally, I do believe Dimitri has won. But if you're into fairy princes who wear flower necklaces and fly on bumblebees...that's cool.