Tuesday, July 23, 2013

We Are All Jim Carrey

Jim Carrey is one of my most favorite actors of all time.

We all are a little bit "Jim Carrey" on the inside.
Don't believe me?

Well...
my reasons follow...


Who hasn't thought about reeking havoc for no apparent reason? 



We've all danced like this at some point.





You know you've rocked some musical instrument. 
Sort of.





We all enjoy making ironic decisions. 
(The cops told him to "Freeze")



When we leave the house for a party and say to ourselves...




We have our catchphrases 




We slightly exaggerate our facial expressions.











Saturday, July 13, 2013

No More Swaggering Peacocks

As you should all know...

Cinderella 

...is my favorite princess! 

She is the most common favorite princess people tend to have. 

I am not going to give you a list of reasons as to why everyone should love her because I have no interest in changing anyone's mind. 

But I will show you this:



Because it is beautiful. 

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The second most common favorite princess is Belle.
With good reason she really rocks out but this is my blog so instead I'll show you my second favorite Disney Princess!
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PRINCESS JASMINE 


Why? I mean she isn't even the main character in her movie. 
Psh. Whatevs. 


THIS IS WHY.

1. Who doesn't love her hair?


2. She's a cat person!


3. She questions authority.


4. She believes in true love and puts herself before ancient traditions.


5. She couldn't care less about flashy, overdressed, fake people. 




BONUS!
JASMINE QUOTE: 
(upon meeting "Prince Ali" who points out first that she's beautiful and that she's rich.)
"Right, a prince like you. And every other stuffed shirt swaggering peacock I've ever met!"

-Just think about that insult for a second-



6. She has an epic "Happy Face"

7. While I don't support this scene or this style of persuasion...
you cannot deny she was quick to catch on and wonderfully devious.


8. She has no problem showing what she's thinking.


9. She wants to help Agrabah and to be so much more than a pretty face.
She goes so far as dawning a disguise and running away just to taste freedom and find out about her people.  





and...













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10. THIS.

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So basically Jasmine is one tough cookie
She is also the only princesses to have a successful TV series.












But
hey
don't
forget
Cinderella
.
.
.






Thursday, June 27, 2013

Into the Mind

This is sort of a more serious post.
But then again, I like to keep things interesting.


I believe 
THE BRAIN 
is the most fascinating part of the body. 


Even more so, I love the fact that we do not even fully comprehend how it works. Yet. 


Because we cannot fully understand how the brain works, I think that is why the mind scares us. 

I've read the book DIVERGENT about nine times now and there is a message from the story that can be thought as "Thinking the same is the only way to prevent chaos"

If one person questions authority...
If one person rejects a rule...
If one person apposes a law...

DISORDER WILL PREVAIL

I cannot fully disagree with this. 

See, I believe (my opinion) that if one individual starts thinking differently from everyone else, and then decides to act on it, a difference in life will surely occur. Whether that be a good or bad difference, that depends. How much of a difference also depends. 

If there is a break in the constant and regulated thought process that could be called an "Irregularity."
Which is another word for "disorder."

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Do I think that we must all think the exact same way to be productive? 
Quite the opposite.
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I hope that all made sense. 


Moving on-


Another reason we fear the mind elaborates on the fact we do not understand it completely.

Chew on this: Everyone has, or has had a mental disorder.

Now before you start freaking out and running to the hospital let me elaborate:

STRESS is a mental disorder.
SLEEP DEPRIVATION is a mental disorder.
ANXIETY is a mental disorder.

And so forth.

One in every three persons has a mental disorder at all times.



True there are ways to help treat mental disorders but cures will forever be unlikely. 
Especially if the world continues to outcast those with mental disorders.





Take a second to think about this. 

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I have no problem admitted that I suffer from anxiety.





I want you to understand that the word "suffer" does not always mean what you think it means. 

Suffer: to undergo or feel pain or distress
also
Suffer: to experience the process of change
also
Suffer: to tolerate or allow


Do with that what you will.


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Incase you were reading this post or decide to start researching symptoms of mental illnesses and you are now spazzing out because you think there's something wrong with you...

This is what happened:



And then read this:




^The cat above is showing characteristics of Insanity.

Repeating the same actions and expecting a different outcome.

Should we shun the cat? Is there something wrong with the cat?

No.

The cat is still just a cat.
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Just like you are still you.

You are beautiful and perfect in your own way. 

Don't let anyone tell you that you are flawed. 

Everyone is different.

You are unique.

And

Someone loves you.








Rock on.


Saturday, June 1, 2013

What Makes Me Mad

Wow. Long time no post. My bad!

I was thinking about what makes me mad and I came up with this list.
I am CERTAIN you can relate to at least one of these. 




When someone says "Girls can't drum." 




When someone touches my costumes without permission. 
Even Alice. 


"I wanna be...where the people are!!!"
  


Not knowing what to say in an argument. 



When someone worse than you gets praise for something. 





Walking into a room and forgetting why.




Mixing up DC and Marvel.
 
                            "I love Batman! He's my favorite avenger!"




When people talk badly about my family. 
"Your sister is stupid."



Lag.


Running out of soda.



Not being able to find the perfect outfit. 
"I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR."


Not being able to stop crying.



This last one I don't know how to illustrate so I'll just explain it!

When people complain about something easier than what you do all the time.

My example:

Someone complains about waking up at nine for something they have to do at ten.

I wake up at six five days a week for school. 

Suck it up.


Agree with my list?
Anything to add?
Let me know. 

Unless you'll be mean about it.
Then I'll be mad. 

To lighten the mood,
here is a pixie joke!






Sunday, May 12, 2013

To be a Griffling

This is sort of a long story so I will sum it up:

There is this man on youtube who makes hilarious videos.

He has inspired several topics on this blog.

I consider him a "youtube sensation" because he's pretty darn popular on youtube and it's astonishing that his ideas are so creative and never duplicated!

He agreed to do an interview for this blog and I am completely honored to have him answering my questions!

Ladies and Gentlemen,
                                   
                                I give you...

PAUL DAVIS GRIFFIN

1) What inspired you to start your hilarious videos? 

 I actually had a Youtube channel two years before I created PaulDavisGriffin. A fellow member of my high school cross country team was being a real jerk to me, and considering the fact that I was very small for my age, I couldn't exactly beat the guy up. I decided to get more creative. I filmed him in secret for months, found young actors, wrote scripts, photoshopped pictures, and eventually put together a full length cryptozoology styled documentary that denied his my douche friend's existence altogether. The video had about 700 views before it got kicked off Youtube, which is nothing compared to the millions I have gotten now, but I think I made my point.
2) How do you come up with ideas for your videos? 
I've always had a very bizarre sense of humor that was lost amongst my peers. In a way, I was very misunderstood for the majority of my life. Youtube has become a way for me to express myself and be understood by the people around me. My videos usually don't start with the intention of making a video. It usually starts with me and a friend of mine hanging out, and at some point, I'll say "wouldn't it be funny if...." Then I grab a pen and some paper and write out my idea in a format that I can film.
3) How do you get your hair to be like that all the time? 
I literally do nothing to it. Well, I wash it, and I'm pretty picky about the shampoo and conditioner I use, but then I just let it dry and it does it's thing. You can thank my mom for my curly boyish hair.
4) What is it like to be a cat? 
It's pretty cool, I guess.... *sniff*
5) If you could get one message out to your fans, or Grifflings, what would it be?
 I've actually given this a lot of thought in the past year. I think that big-named Youtubers have a lot of potential to change the world. The amount of youth from around the world that tune into these Youtube partners every day is sensational. Why waste that potential on fart jokes? I've decided that when I'm a bit further along in youtube, and have more of a solid following, I'd like to help in the fight against school bullying and teenaged depression, and cause that is not handled nearly well enough, and something that I personally have a lot of history with as well. I think it's important to remind people that Paul Davis Griffin was beat up every week in middle school....now I have fan girls, and those bullies work at Walmart.
6) Has anyone actually confused you with Harry Styles? (They do resemble each other)
 Funny story, I actually was in New York City about a year ago, and decided to see a few broadway shows while I was there. One of which was How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying with Nick Jonas. Now, I'm not exactly a Jonas Brothers fanatic, but my friend Shelley was, and wanted to get there very early to stand outside the building with the rest of the screaming girls and wait for Nick to show up. We turned the corner to the theatre, and there was a sudden hundred odd girls screaming in my direction....what I didn't know at the time was that the band One Direction was also in town, and everyone was convinced until I got closer that I was Harry Styles. I was sorry to disappoint them, and then to stand there awkwardly with them for the next hour and a half.
7) Favorite moment filming and why? 
Oh wow, there are so many good ones. My favorite is probably during the filming of The Blaire Witch Project: Westminster Railway. [SPOILERS!!] The first scene we filmed was the last scene of the film, when our friend Hannah is mysteriously killed and I desert my only chance of safety due to overwhelming guilt. Due to the amount of screaming and cursing that was going to be done in this scene, we walked fifteen minutes into the woods so that no one would hear and, say, call the police or anything. What we didn't know, is that on our left in the distance was a firing range. To our right was a public pool. And as we cursed and screamed and cried and murdered each other, the sound of gunfire could be heard in the distance, and everyone at the public pool could hear every word we were saying. Apparently, they thought we were shooting each other (with guns, not cameras.) As we were leaving the woods and we began nearing my car, we suddenly saw a cob car speed up with sirens blaring...then a second...then a third....until there were eventually five police cars. Me, being the oldest member of the group, ran over to them to explain the situation. I gave them our IDs, even showed them a piece of footage, and everything was very calm...until Drew freaking Malino walks out with his costume still on; a blood soaked white t-shit. Somehow, that didn't exactly comfort the officers. Thankfully, the sheriff was a very understanding and sweet middle aged woman who told us "Just call us next time you're planning on filming anything else like that."
8 ) Would you rather be a dinosaur or a pixie? -What kind?
 I've always thought if I was going to be a mythical creature of some sort, I'd make a hell of a wood elf. But if it has to be between dinosaurs and pixies? Dinosaurs all the way. I used to be obsessed with dinosaurs when I was a kid, collecting action figures and books and eating things like Jurassic Park up. And if I had to pick a species? Pterodactyl. I just think theres something endearing about "Paul the Pterodactyl."
9) Would you use your internet credibility for good or for evil?  -What would you do? 
In the long run? Good. But I think I'd like to cause a little chaos along the way. Nothing truly malevolent or hurtful to anyone in any way just enough to push other people's buttons for my own amusement. My father always used to say that I was a very "facetious" child.
10) What is it like to be a youtube sensation? 
I don't know if I'd be considered a sensation. I mean, to some people, sure! I definitely have a very devoted following of some really awesome people, but honestly? Most of the time, I just feel like a very normal person. I may seem in my videos to be a very loud and obnoxious person, and I definitely can be, but deep down I'm more of an introvert. The first time I was ever approached for an autograph, I was thrown incredibly off guard and had no idea how to handle the situation, although it is very cool to be able to type your own name into Google and find fan fiction.

So basically this guy is totally awesome and funny and all that jazz. 
To those wondering about the "cat" question:
            click here for what I was referring to :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8lM4lZ4d_M

Paul is amazing and an inspiration and his hair is fantastic! Subscribe to his youtube channel or 'like' him on facebook and become a "Griffling" just like me! 



(The mustache isn't legit)


THANK YOU, PAUL, FOR DOING THIS INTERVIEW!